Saturday, August 16, 2014

Magic in the Moonlight (2014)

Rated: PG-13 - Runtime: 98 min
tesg's Rating: Two and one half stars (out of four)

Awww, that was adorable.

Brain dead fluff, but adorable.

The Expendables 3 (2014)

Rated: PG-13 - Runtime: 127 min
tesg's Rating: Two and one half stars (out of four)

It's probably easier to list who isn't in this movie vs who is.  Some sort of revenge plot with a crap ton of action sequences leading to a finale at a really cool looking abandoned resort that gets totally imploded.

The trailer for this movie played like this was a "Fast & the Furious" franchise sequel.  Sorry guys.  You're not on that level.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Rated: PG-13 - Runtime: 121 min
tesg's Rating: Three stars (out of four)

This is like one of those campy eighties space movies with a Han Solo-like character.  It's funny and silly and perfectly watchable in an almost cult classic sort of way.

Why it needed a $170 million dollar budget I'll never know.  Maybe it was for the music rights.