Friday, December 22, 2017

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)

Rated: R - Runtime: 115 min
tesg's Rating: Three stars (out of four)

Watch this, then go home and watch Winter's Bone.  As you wonder to yourself if rural Missouri could possibly be like this, allow me to assure you that it is.  It absolutely is.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Rated: PG-13 - Runtime: 152 excruciatingly long minutes
tesg's Rating: One and one half stars (out of four)

God this was boring.  No fun at all.  WAY too long.  This damn thing felt longer than that Blade Runner sequel.    It wasn't dumb, but it was painful.

Every time Kylo Ren appears on screen, I SO want to hear Morrissey music playing under him.