Saturday, October 12, 2013

Machete Kills (2013)

Rated: R - Runtime: 108 min
tesg's Rating: Two and one half stars (out of four)

We start off with a trailer for "Machete Kills Again...In Space", which gives enough away to tell us which actors will live to be in it.  I wonder if they shot this already alongside "Machete Kills".  If not, I question whether or not it'll actually get made.  The box office on "Machate Kills" this weekend was disastrous.

As for "Machete Kills", it has some really wild killing scenes and some really fun moments, just like "Machete".  But it also overstays its welcome, just like "Machete".  These grindhouse exploitation flicks should never be longer than 90 minutes.  They can even be way less than 90 minutes.